How Low Will They Go!?

Like I said, bootleggers are getting real ballsy. This chick swore up and down her kicks were real... Well, I did some research, and guess what? They're not.

In Order From Best to Worst.

Dope... The combination of turquoise and purple is getting old, though... I guess Nike was aware of this, so they added a little orange... Good job.

The next two are just WAY too beastly for my taste.

Official Jordan XXIII.

He looks proud of these.

No, MJ. You let us down.

I Don't Know What to Think of These.

NeckBrace x TH.

It's always cool to look at Photo Booth and see cats you know... It's like "Hey, I know that guy!", ya know?

Zion... Hypebeast in Training.

Yes, Keenen really has the De La Soul Hi's as his wallpaper. lmao.

Attack of the Fakes! (Part II)

Blogging fake shoes never gets old. I mean, there's so much variety! Bootleggers are getting pretty ballsy these days. What are those, Aqua 16's, bro!? Niiice.

Oh, shit! People still rock clear sneakers? Good. I was waiting on my Melissa's to come back in style.

Probably the worst fake IV's I've ever seen in my life... *tsk,tsk*.

Fake shoes belong behind bars!

Cleanin' Out My Closet.

Jeez, it's been a while, blogspot.

Anyways... Wow, can you believe all this dusty shit was actually in my small ass closet? Oh, well... Out with the old, in with the new.

P.S... If anybody wants that RocaWear hat, it's up for grabs...

Seriously. :)

..And the Ignorance Still Haunts Me...

I'm assuming that the cheerleaders throwing this "party" are just like any average black girls, dreaming of becoming cheerleaders since the age of 7, brainwashed by the movie "Bring it On".

Oh, the Joy.

It's that time of year again, folks. Sucks, cuz 2 years ago, my mom lost the Christmas spirit and went and bought a fake tree from Home Depot. It sits in a box in the corner of the living room all year long, taunting me. :(

It's Time for a Campout.

Peep the one all the way to the right... Sick. I'm getting 2 pairs... One to rock, one to stock. Let's get it.

Puma Clyde Poison Frog Pack

In the past year, we've seen all kinds of animal prints on sneakers, from the leopard-printed animal pack Air Maxes to the widely hated on 3 Bear Pack's, to the more recent zebra print blazers. We can now officially add frogs to the list of animals that we exploit for our own freshness... All three shoes in the pack look extremely dope, and you'd best believe I'm gonna google the shit out of these untile I find out where to get 'em from...

Correction: THIS is all I want for Christmas...

Attack of the Fakes! (Part 1)

Die, Fugazi Nazi's!

Wow... I hit the jackpot... I found these two fresh guys outside of a middle school selling fakes to little kids... "I got them Jordan's, man!"

All white 9's? Niiice.

Crikey! I've been spotted!

Cigarette Company Behind Fake Sunglasses?

See a resemblance?

Farfetched? A little. Possible? Yes.

Miss B.R.'s Room... So Dope.

Okay, imagine this: What if the peace sign was all black and had a fuse coming out of the top like Adam Bomb, and instead of "peace", it said "Give TH a chance"... Dope, right?

Some ad from a war... I forgot which one... oops. Girl power all the way, though.

Fresh Out the Box.

Laughing.My.Ass.Off.

Self Made Ent.'s Fashion Junkie Party.

Before we got the party started.

Leo... in full breakdance-jerkulation mode.

Thank God for dancing fat chicks.

K. Ross x PAWS.

Wave 'em like you just don't care.

Two random hot chicks with dope red shoes.

Why do chicks always look AWAY from the camera?

Dissizit Shit...

Dissizit sent me an add on MySpace a while ago, and I wasn't diggin' them... But now that I take a look, they have some pretty sick designs.

The only problem with this tee is the fact that the little Scottish guy has a bandanna on... YUCK!

Plus this one comes with a lunchbox... Dope!